creepy 50 year old male cashier: HELLOO HELLOO!!
creepy 50 year old male cashier: does this stuff work good? *points to nyquil*
me: yea i guess. it puts me to sleep
creepy 50 year old male cashier: oh man i know a lot of girls don't sleep at night
creepy 50 year old male cashier: especially the ones that live alone and are afraid guys will break in
creepy 50 year old male cashier: ok have a good sleep
letsgetinvisiblee: zacklloyd: I can’t breathe. DEAD.
me and the 6 yr old I'm babysitting: *watching a study in pink*
6 yr old: are they best friends?
6 yr old: they don't look like best friends.
me: really? what do they look like?
6 yr old: boyfriends.
6 yr old: yes. they're in love. that old lady thinks so.
me: *internally screaming*
Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still...
stespixie: 90’s people ftw
A teacher in New York was teaching her class about...
Listening to my mom talk to her friends.
You are so fake.
victimofinfinitesilence: darthnisaa: Am I high. What is this. ….The fuck did I just watch.
Basically me at school everyday:
me: I hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if I hit my head on my desk enough times I'll die
kawaiibullshit: wow so today was my last day of classes and im actually kind of sad like im actually going to really miss a few of my teachers? dang sara showing emotion what the fuck is this